HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT MAN IT’S MOTHERFUCKIN’ MARIO’S KICKASS MAN FUCK YEAH! THIS SPRITE COMIXS THE SHIT MAN IT’S KICKASS FUCK YEAH! IT’S GOT JIZZ AND SHIT AND PISS AND OTHER HELARIOUS SHIT MAN FUCK YEAH! EVEN COMIXPEDIA THOUGHT IT WAS HELARIOUS ENOUGH TO FEATURE ON ITS WEBSITE THEY HAVE NO FUCKIN’ STANDARDS FUCK YEAH! IT’S ALSO HELLA NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR YOUR MIND, HOLY SHIT IS IT FUCKING GARBAGE FROM THE BOTTOM OF BLUTORSE’S ASSHOLE FUCK YEAH!
HOLY SHIT! GET IT? MARIO KICKED LUIGI IN THE NUTSACK MAN! FUCK YEAH THAT’S HELLA FUNY! AND LOOK AT HOW BOWSER’S GIANT HAIRY MAGICALLY HUMANESCHE PENIS JIZZES ON MARIO AND PEACH FUNY AS SHIT MAN! FUCK YEAH! TOO BAD THE AUTHOR DOESN’T KNOW THAT JIZZ IS NOT POWDERY SPRAY DIP SHIT! FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH! LOOK AT THIS BLURRY CLIPART WITHOUT ON WHITE VOID BACKGROUNDS FUCK YEAH! LOOK AT LUIGI SMASH INTO A BLOCK AND DIE VIOLENCE IS HELARIOUS FUCK YEAH! LOOK AT WART PISS ON LUGI POTTY HUMOR IS HELARIOUS FUCK YEAH!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WHERE’S MARIO? I WANTED MOTHERFUCKIN’ MARIO NOT SONIC FUCK OFF SONIC YOU FAG! I DON’T CARE IF YOUR PUNCHLINE WAS JUST ORAL SEX YOUR NOT MOTHERFUCKIN’ MARIO YOU FAG!
HA HA HA HA HA LUIGI SAID FAG FUCK YEAH! LOOK AT THAT HELLA KICKASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ BEAST INCORRECTLY RESIZED PARATROOPA EAT LUIGI AND MAKE RED SPIRALS APPEAR! MARIO HIDES HIS FACE TOO BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN IN THIS GARBAGE! FUCK YEAH!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGY SHIT WHERE’S MARIO? IWANTED MOTHERFUCKIN’ MARIO NOT MOTHERFUCKIN’ LUIGI AND BIRDO FUCK YOU FAGS!
LOOK AT MARIO JERK OFF IN THIS AWESOME MS PAINT SCRIBBLE FEST FUCK YEAH! PEOPLE’S DICKS GET BROKEN FUCKING HELLA FUNNY AS SHIT FUCK YEAH!
Jesus, I cannot tolerate this mindless drivel anymore. Every god damn punchline was just overtly violent murders, bodily functions, and sexual acts. That’s it. There’s no actual jokes constructed from these devices, simply the devices used themselves.
It’s funny, too, because the comic warns that this comic is not appropriate for ages under fourteen (it’s not appropriate for anybody of any age period—LIKE A WOMAN’S PERIOD FUCK YEAH ISN’T THAT FUNNY!), and yet it seems as if nobody above the age of fourteen could possibly glean humor from this assault on good tastes. How Blutorse could make this without having to wear a fucking paper bag over his head is beyond me. If I had the choice between being responsible for this and the Vietnam war then call me a baby killer. In fact, fuck “baby killer”; we should use “Motherfuckin’ Mario creator” as a new insult.
And, by the way, yes, this comic really does have a page on Comixpedia. I know Comixpedia prides itself on not having restrictions on notability like those conformist bastards at Wikipedia, but maybe this comic is a good indication on why some standards are beneficial.