NC Meets the Marioverse (NC Fan Comix Forum) (Updated)

Today we shall dig deep into the depths that is the NC Fan Comix Forum, where this probably young gentleman uses another man’s characters and setting for unspeakable acts of evil—comics so vile that my computer had problems simply opening the folder I saved these dregs in. I’m not making that up—although I think my computer being an ancient piece of shit might have contributed to that issue.

Note: Since this page was originally written some names have been altered. Since in some cases changing the names in this article would ruin some jokes I have kept the names as they were before. If you’re following along with the forum, here are the name changes:

Random User = Random Bohab

Meowman = Zombie Pigman

RedShirt = Mushman

Erasure = Wailord

#1: Tempers Flare

Maybe I’m giving Jay Resop too much credit because I feel sorry for him after the government made him “disappear”, but I’m pretty sure Fred had more characterization than liking tacos. I would give him credit for actually drawing emotions on the characters, unlike Res… no. No, I don’t give him any credit at all. Sorry.

DarkZero says:

All right…

I’d like to see where this goes.

(Side note: I don’t think anyone outside of VGF has ever used my sprites)

No. No, there is nothing right here. All ye who enter, abandon ship now; my shitty senses indicate that this will go south.

Meowman says:

I wonder.. Who DID invite him?

I also wonder what imaginary people do. No, seriously, I’m not fucking kidding: I wanna god damn know what the fuck that fat asshole’s doing here. I need cheat notes for my English class: we’re studying NC Fan Comix. For instance, the author’s use of the misspelling “shotrtly” is not an error, but a foreshadowing of the corruption that will come over NC Land near the end of the comic.

#2: Evil Intentions

In the first panel, Dr. Donez speaks in feminine iambic pentameter, showing the vulnerability he has, which is ironic, due to the use of confident diction, such as “little”. Mario’s scream “AHHHHHHH!!!!” contains seven H’s. Seven is a lucky number, foreshadowing Mario’s future victory over the corrupt NC Land. It has four exclamation marks, four being a symbol for uncertainty, symbolizing the secret uncertainty Mario has for the future of both NC Land and the Marioverse.

For structure, the author makes the panels go straight down to symbolize the steep fall in quality of these comics.

MeowMan

Mmm… Tacos? Pasta? I WANT PIZZA!

Well, looks like Donez can’t get out of range, now!

This is a serious literary discussion, asshole. We don’t just describe the plot. God, you must be in the English class for special people.

#3: Zoned Out

Look out, Fred: it’s a poorly drawn purple blob!

RedShirt says:

So are Donez and Mario dead now?

Donez, just like the rest of NC, sure fucking is.

Random User says:

Maybe, maybe not. That will be answered in the next one.

Hey! I expect some spoilers warning there, asshole. Then again, it’s not like I didn’t just watch the film version and pretend that I read the book.

Meowman says:

YAY! A COMIC OTHER THAN MINE THAT’S BEEN UPDATED IN THE PAST MONTH!

Wow, way to reach for the stars there. Don’t keep your expectations too high. Don’t speak in all caps, either, dumb ass.

#4: Doing Something

I’m not sure what a “wonaderful” day for a walk is, but I’d guess that it would not include being assaulted by shitty MS Paint effects.

Meowman says:

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupdaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee on a comic.

Anyway, good. (You might have things wrong with it, but I don’t care, so I’m not looking.)

Let me just say that I fucking love this comment: “You might have things wrong with it, but I don’t care, so I’m not looking.” Well, there may be flaws in this comic, but I’ll just pretend they don’t exist. That’s some laughably awful critiquing, even compared to mine. I mean, come on, he pretty much said, “I’m too lazy to analyze this comic, but I want to look nice, so I’ll just say it’s great.” Then again, we just saw what kind of low standards apparently-not-MeowMan has. He/she/it does realize that there are thousands of comics out there, many of which also update regularly, also, right?

#5

Random User—probably user of some drug—neglected to entitle this strip, so I elect “Wanking to NC Canon” as its official name. Every joke is essentially a bunch of random references to jokes Resop already made. “Hey, remember Butch, King of the Koopa Klan? Well, here he is again!” “Fred likes C-span! Wouldn’t it be funny if I referenced it! I don’t want to get too creative here!”

And don’t get me started on that fucking cunt shit cock ass “I am your father” bull shit—that “joke” automatically costs any offender a quadrillion points in my book, which is a horror novel, by the way.

RedShirt says:

Nice.

“Alright, dude! This comic is motherfucking gnarly!”

#6

Incorrectly resized sprites. Great. So the incompetence is consummated.

And who wants to bet that Random User’s depiction of communists will not include any actual satire of communists, which would actually make the point relevant.

Erasure says:

OH LORDS NC IN HIGH DEFINITION

OH LORDS NO USE OF PUNCTUATION OR PROPER SYNTAX.

Meowman says:

Finally. Also, my comic is now inactive.

“Enough about this comic: let’s talk about my comic.”

Redshirt says:

Fred is purple

Thought-provoking analysis. Actually, Bill magically changed his color, too. But then I guess consistency isn’t everything, right?

Erasure says:

That’s how he is in the games.

But not in the comic: he was that weird-ass mix of gray and green. Seriously, what did Resop do to these sprites? Bugzys certainly don’t look that way in any copy of Kirby’s Adventure that I have ever played.

DarkZero says:

FRED. IS. GREEN.

How many times must we explain this to you!?

Apparently only once.

[A bunch of pointless shit skipped.]

Gabriel says:

Yeah, I also was wondering about that. Other than that, this comic seems cool and I can’t wait to see what happens. Well, no, that’s a big lie, I could wait for like 3 months. But still.

Okay, so inconsistent colors is the one aspect where NC Fan Comix forumers—whatever they call themselves, I have no idea—draw the line. Not at that “I am your father” bull shit?

Redshirt says:

That’s not the real Fred, it must be an evil clone.

That would explain the inconsistent depiction of Fred’s characterization. Well, other than plain incompetence.

DarkZero says:

On that note, Churro’s mask should be oranger. I thought it was Donez for a second.

Um, Churro’s sprite is resized so that it looks like he is mutated and you complain that his mask is not orange enough? These people sure choose the oddest aspects to criticize. Then again, at least he’s not taking Not-MeowMan’s philosophy of bull shit critiquing to heart.

Okay, enough of this bull shit. Random User has spared us from any more of his atrocities… for now.

-J.J.W. Mezun

(Revised: May 31, 2011)

(Originally Published: February 28, 2010)

NC Meets the Marioverse Thread

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J. J. W. Mezun wants you punks off his lawn.
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